Oh, so you fancy yourself a professional overthinker, huh? Well, congratulations, because we’ve got the perfect uniform for your illustrious career in mental acrobatics – the “Professional Overthinker” T-shirt.
Made from the finest cotton, this shirt is as soft as your overworked brain after another sleepless night pondering life’s deepest mysteries. With a design that screams “I don’t just think, I overthink,” you’ll be turning heads faster than you can say, “But what if?”
Whether you’re analyzing the meaning of your ex’s cryptic text messages or contemplating the existential implications of choosing between crunchy or creamy peanut butter, this shirt is your trusty sidekick. It’s like a badge of honor for your mind’s endless gymnastics routine.
Wear it to your next board meeting and watch as your colleagues marvel at your unparalleled ability to dissect every possible outcome of a decision that could’ve been made in five minutes. And hey, who needs sleep anyway when you’ve got thoughts to overanalyze?
So go ahead, embrace your inner overthinker with pride, because with this shirt, you’re not just a thinker – you’re a professional.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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